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The Supp. Story of Random
The SuppL3Mentary
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By Jacob Wallraff
It is a very strange thing when one finds oneself wearing one’s clothing on the wrong part that one’s body.  In this case, said one would be Random.
Random was wearing his shorts on his hands and his socks as pants.  He was wearing his shirt both backwards and inside out on his head, and at the moment he was being academically bulimic to himself.
Senor, who was standing by and still not a Mexican, said “You know, you look rather odd, but I just can’t put my finger on it,”
“I’d rather you not,” said Random staring off into the distance and scribbling complete and utter gibberish onto a piece of notebook paper.
“Time is up,” said Mrs. Ihig, and snatched the worthless piece of paper from Random and shoved it in her mouth.  
Random continued writing on his desk.  
“Random, I don’t think that Elvis Presley was a major figure in the
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The Great Er Story of Random
The Great Er Story of Random
(Sequel to “The Great Story of Random”)
By Jacob Wallraff
When we left Random, he was screwing a light bulb into the ground.  Let’s see how he’s doing.
“It’s rather hot in here…” said Random as the light bulb was subject to the first spontaneous combustion the world has ever seen.  He was blown up out of the hole he happened to be in and up to a group of 4 people, two of which were Junk and Pablo.
Pablo died of obesity then.
Junk died of laughing.
The other two people, whose names were Pan and Inkjet, were overcome with a strange and most likely life threatening desire to accompany Random on his 15-page journey.
A fount of gold exploded right behind Random, throwing him into a pair of shackles which proceeded to lift him up into the air.
Pan and Inkjet found themselves standing on a bed of coals and jumped up to hold onto Random, accompanying him on his trip to the sky.
Hordes of cookies starting r
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The Great Story of Random
The Great Story of Random
(Or Something of The Sort)
Once upon a time sometime in the something-eighth century, there were 3 persons.  Their names were Random, Junk, and Pablo (not a Mexican).
Random had a disease.  It’s just that… well… hence his name, random stuff happens around him.  I will now proceed to tell the story of him from the time his disease became relevant.
So anywhen Random, Junk, and Pablo where walking through a cornfield when Random was struck with a strange notion that he might be sick.  He sneezed. Backwards.
“What?” said, Pablo?
“Um I think I just sneezed… I think…” Said Random.
All of the sudden gigantic orange mountains started falling from the sky.  Upside down.
“?????????????!?!?” Said Junk.
So they sat there and watched them fall for about 90 minutes, because they were going very slow.  The ground slowly started to turn into whipped cream below t
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I have a weakness for really good fantasy art, but I must be careful not to overindulge myself or I shall become too greedy and thus numb to the art. Unfortunately, the only way I express myself is through these stories I have written, which often reflect my mood at any given time... but they're not that cohesive. I find myself an articulate person trapped inside my own head.

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